Lame predictions for baseball season, feel free to print and mock later

AL EAST

Boston Red Sox 94 - 68
New York Yankees 94 - 68 (WILD CARD)
Toronto Blue Jays 84 - 78
Baltimore Orioles 74 - 88
Tampa Bay Devil Rays 69 - 93

AL Central

Detroit Tigers 90 - 72
Chicago White Sox 85 - 77
Cleveland Indians 81 - 81
Minnesota Twins 81 - 81
Kansas City Royals 74 - 88

AL West

Seattle Mariners 90 - 72 CONTROVERSIAL PICK -- PROBABLY WRONG
Anaheim Angels 85 - 77
Oakland Athletics 81 - 81
Texas Rangers 72 - 90

NL East

Atlanta Braves 85 - 77
New York Mets 85 - 77
Philadelphia Phillies 82 - 80
Florida Marlins 81 - 81
Washington Nationals 62 - 100

NL Central

Milwaukee Brewers 85 - 77 HOMER PICK
St. Louis Cardinals 84 - 78
Chicago Cubs 81 - 81
Pittsburgh Pirates 77 - 85
Houston Astros 76 - 86
Cincinnati Reds 71 - 91

NL West

Arizona Diamondbacks 90 - 72
San Diego Padres 86 - 76 WILD CARD
Los Angeles Dodgers 81 - 81
Colorado Rockies 75 - 87
San Francisco Giants 73 - 89

I think Detroit will win the World Series. I am also insane.