damn this woman's on FI-YAH

Julianne S.: best writer in the world today.

I can't express how many different ways CHINGY SUCKED. Chingy sucked UP AND DOWN, Chingy sucked LEFT and RIGHT, Chingy sucked in circles, figure 8s, Dick Clark's New Year's Spectacular, Bob Barker's Arbor Day Extravaganza, Chingy sucked on a unicycle and Chingy sucked going up in the godforsaken Glass Elevator.